Here’s what it would be like if Elon Musk bought a burrito like his Twitter acquisition

• Elon Musk spies a burrito cart -> Elon Musk wants a burrito.

• He doesn’t want to pay for it.

• Suggests via tweet that the burrito cart guy, sixty-eight-year-old Miguel Chumacero, should just let him have the burrito. Specifically, the ‘Giga-Chad’ Trinidad Scorpion Chilli Breakfast Burrito.

• Burrito cart guy unimpressed with early Twitter polls results. 649K votes, 73% in favour. Demands $2.99 for the burrito.

• Musk takes the burrito and eats it anyway. Refuses to pay.

• Sen. Elizabeth Warren tweets, “Let’s change the rigged system so Elon Musk will actually pay taxes and stop freeloading off Miguel, the burrito cart guy.”

• Elon Musk tweets that billionaires shouldn’t have to pay for burritos or taxes because that’s crazy. Offers to buy the burrito cart for a dogecoin.

• Miguel, the burrito guy, says no. Explains cryptocurrencies are a medium of exchange designed to enrich creators and…

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